2. People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes. They realize it's hopeless anyway.
Last night was opening night of the opera I'm doing. So I'm wearing my orchestra black, didn't really pay too much attention to what I was wearing since I'm in the pitt anyways. Well, the second bassoon player keeps picking stuff off my pants, then finally she looks at me and says doesn't that bother you? And I'm just like what, and she says "all the white hair on you, I just want to take a lint brush to your pants" I started laughing, I don't even notice the cat hair anymore, I gave up on a lint brush a long time ago.