Absolutely not.

I've tried to learn, I took two years worth of lessons when I was younger. We never made any progress, because it took 1.5 yrs for me to put my head under water, hahaha.

I can kinda stay floating, if I flail my limbs a certain way. But I try to avoid doing so, as it's very odd looking and slightly painful.

this is also why I had so far avoiding taking freshman PE - there's a whole swimming segment...