I'm not sure if any of you have seen this, but it's pretty entertaining! Go to:

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

This is what it says on the Dialectizer page:

Convert English text to any of several comic dialects.

The Dialectizer takes text or other web pages and instantly creates parodies of them! Try it out by selecting a dialect, then entering a URL or English text below. If you have questions about what The Dialectizer does or how it does it, please see the "Information" section toward the bottom of this page.

Type in www.petoftheday.com for the URL and see how it works! Pretty funny!