I'll bring a kite, that's the good thing about beaches - breeze without the trees! Redhedd, you can share my sunblock - it's good strong stuff, I promise! I have dark hair now, but as a child had strawberry blonde curls, and have the very pale skin to match.

I was never any good at getting the kite up in the first place - bartender, you're kinda tall, if you get it started, I can keep it flying! I just usually find something to trip on in the initial required running start.

And, pretending I'm at the beach, a nice cold iced tea with mint and lemon, please? (Can't have the lemon in real life.)