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  1. #1
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    The fireworks boom
    There is no cat in this house
    Don't let fur fool you

    Under the bed's a
    Monster with big wide black eyes
    Careful, it's got claws!
    I've Been Frosted

  2. #2
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    It is July Fourth
    My people have a party.
    New laps to jump on!

    This one's allergic
    To my awesome kitty fur.
    Up we go to love!

  3. #3
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    An august heat wave
    I can spend the day napping.
    At night? I wake up!

    I love the night time.
    I watch my outdorr friends then.
    Dad will never know!

  4. #4
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    Smoke fills the blue sky
    Our eyes water all the time
    Many lives are lost
    Proud to be a crazy cat lady!

  5. #5
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    Cheezy Haiku.

    Me gotz new kittehs
    too or-ung an too blk onez
    Need mor cheezburgers!

    Kittehs surprize?
    I not c dem till too dai!
    Stil need cheezeburgers!

  6. #6
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    Small baby Kittehs
    Living underneath my house.
    Smitten by Kittens?

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    Terrorist kittehs.
    Show no mercy on my plants.
    I planted, they came.

    My seedlings? Not safe.
    Pot soil, spread across landscape!
    Broom? gardening tool?

  8. #8
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    Little baby cats-
    Are faster than the old man-
    They scurry, I chase.

  9. #9
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    Cold weather has come.
    I awake, sleeping cat on me.
    Must wait to go p--.

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    Microfiber cat.
    So why must I wait my turn?
    Fiber greedy cat.

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    Late in the day sun
    I fall asleep in doorway.
    Biped! Watch your feet.

  10. #10
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    Cold weather? Warm Cat!
    Asleep on my shoulder, back.
    I must roll over.

  11. #11
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    Thanksgiving comes soon
    Grandmeowmie makes sure Cassie
    Gets some turkey too.

    An extra day off
    on Friday, but Cassie will
    still want breakfast early!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Reform the health care?
    Aspirin, blankets and a cat.
    That is all I need!

  13. #13
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    Cat puke on keyboard?
    If caught early, has no effect
    on my keyboard skills.

    Some crayon colors
    Green, orange, tan and textured!
    Like some Warhol art?

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    Fake colored cat food-
    Makes for colorful cat poop.
    And makes me panic!

  14. #14
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    Patches of sunlight.
    Please watch where you are stepping.
    Cat naps on the floor.

    Sun arcs thru the sky.
    Cat follows sunny baked spots
    Then stays up all night.

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    Your sacred ashes
    Sleeping in the painted urn
    Comfort me with love
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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