Nascar 2009

[RICHARD]

Who is gonna fess up for praying to SCJ this week!


I love road races but hate Sears Point.....I refuse to call it by the corporate name!

Too narrow for racing passes, but very good for smoke screens!

[Cincy'sMom]

You can't be upset about the King returning to Victory Lane for the first time in 10 years. Good day for The Dinger and Idiot sadler too. If only Reed hadn't broken that sway bar...

Good runs for Tony and Denny too! Will watch the race in the morning, but it was exciting on the radio!

Moe...I can't believe you didn't pull over to listen to the end of the race! (I wound...and have!!)

[aTailOf2Kitties]

Kongrats to Kasey! I quit watching with about 40 to go and was kinda bored after Mark's incident anyway.

[RICHARD]

I quit watching with about 40 to go and was kinda bored after Mark's incident anyway.

You are a bigger person than I to admit to that!

That's what I do!

[Moesha]

Moe...I can't believe you didn't pull over to listen to the end of the race! (I wound...and have!!)

LOL since you brought it up...
I would have pulled over, but I when the caution came out, I was within a mile of my brother's house. I thought I could get it and watch the finish in HD. Of course, once I went down the hill to his house, I lost the AM signal on the radio. I was going to his house to check on his cats. I could only find one of the two of them. I did try to turn the TV on, but they had something else hooked up to it, so I couldn't view the satellite signal. I would have left, except I was searching everywhere for Linus. I never found him and was almost out of my mind with worry. They came home the next day and he had escaped by destroying the dryer vent. He is fine. But due to extenuating circumstances, I didn't get to listen to or watch the end of the race. I will be watching via TrackPass RaceView later this week while listening to Kasey's scanner.

[RICHARD]

I didn't get to listen to or watch the end of the race. I will be watching via TrackPass RaceView later this week while listening to Kasey's scanner.

Scene:
Front room of house, cats lying around on furniture, asleep.

Sound effect of key in front door lock.

Woman bursts thru door, keys in hand, looking around wildy....

Cats wake up and scatter.

"Dang it.....WHERE'S the REMOTE?

NASCAR IS ON AND I LOST THE RADIO SIGNAL!!!"


Cut to shot of cats peering from behind furniture-

Bewildered cats hiding behind the couch, watching the NASCAR fan.

Fan picks up every remote on the coffee table before realizing that a sibling with common sense would have left a note explaining how to get the races on the satellite.

Linus, sensing the NASCAR fan is not paying attention, makes his escape via the lint filter....

[Cinder & Smoke]

OH My!!
Shade of adventures past at Unka Pat's Howze!

Scene:
Front room of house, cats lying around on furniture, asleep.

Sound effect of key in front door lock.

Woman bursts thru door, keys in hand, looking around wildy....

Cats wake up and scatter.

"Dang it.....WHERE'S the REMOTE?

NASCAR IS ON AND I LOST THE RADIO SIGNAL!!!" ...

"BC, da Kat", ... sensing the NASCAR fan is not paying attention, makes his escape via the ... still open DOOR ...

OMG! Been there, dun that ... had the lead in the movie ...

Took TWO HOURS to find the darn KAT!

Never did get the sat box to bring in the Race.

[Moesha]

Were you watching from across the street??

[RICHARD]

I know NASCAR fans.