We actually have those roasting sticks, but I didn't want Orc to get hold of them so I didn't mention it. Lord only knows what he'd do!!

As far as the "little rain to cool things off"...we've had rain for about a month and a half. The turtles are swimming in the garden and the toads are having nightly parties they're so happy!

I'd like some sausage on a biscuit with some coffee, please! Something warm and easy (don't comment on that, Richard!).