Here's the Abbott and Costello skit between hubby and me this afternoon

Early this morning:
Me: we have to pick Mikey up around noon because he is done already.
Hubby: Already done?
Me: Yup!

So we were on the way home from picking Mikey up, and...
Hubby: I can't believe Mikey had been neutered before we got him.
Huh?
Me: No, he was neutered this morning.
Hubby: I asked you that this morning and you said he was already done.
Me: Yes, he was already done when you asked me.
Hubby: So he was already done?
Me: Yes! I dropped him off and he was done when they called.
Hubby: So that means he was done before!
Me: well, done today.
Hubby: But you didn't say today, you said he was done already.
Me: Yes, Today!
Hubby: but you said he was done already.
Me: Yes, he was already done when they called... he was snipped and recovering when they called.
Hubby: So he was neutered today?
Me: Yes! Today!
Hubby: So why did you tell me he was done already?

I gave up on the whole conversation.