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LOL LOL Yes!! I can definitely relate to those haikus...just love the elevator butt one!
Amberlee, thanks for bringing up the Pet Talker's original limerick thread! I had forgotten about that! I went back through them all and got a good chuckle out of it!
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THAT WAS GREAT. ALL OF THEM ARE SOOOOOOO TRUE!! STILL SMILING ABOUT THAT THREAD!!
"The dog represents all that is best in man." Etienne Charlet
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Those are great! My favorite is the elevator butt one.
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Originally Posted by caffeitina
Join in and write a few!
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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Sure. Sounds fun
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A squirrel outside
Mouse with a fluffy tail
Would make a fun toy
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Food dish is empty
From our tasty midnight snack
Time to wake Mom--Now!
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The big leather chair
Makes a better scratching post
Softer on my claws
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Dad bought Mom flowers
Maybe just a taste or two...
Yummy! Salad bar!
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Howard loves catnip
Runs around the apartment
Now it's time to sleep
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Luna strikes a pose
She's the prettiest kitty
Look, but just don't touch
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A string hanging there
Attached to mom's blue hoodie
Pounce! The string is mine!
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Sure. Sounds fun
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Dad bought Mom flowers
Maybe just a taste or two...
Yummy! Salad bar!
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lvpets2002 - your girls didn't contact me
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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Cat lets you pet her
Only when she says you can:
"Okay, pet me now."
You leave for work soon?
Tough! I said you could pet me.
You must pet me now.
I'm so glad you're home!
Pet me! Play with me! Feed me!
You are beat? Too bad.
Cat is in charge here.
Cat determines home routine.
Cat's staff must comply.
Cassie Cat and me
Ten years together this year,
I am glad she's mine.
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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I see you have a veggie lover too. My Howard thinks he's a vegan. Won't eat cheese or meat....he even refused a piece of shrimp once! His favorite treats are rasains (only on special occasions) or to clean out the bowl after Jim or I eat rainbow sherbert. And, of course, salad! My plants are all up high where he can't get them (not even by jumping), but occasionally I'll have a vase of flowers, and then Howard couldn't be happier.lvpets2002 - your girls didn't contact me
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With six cats, I can relate to every single Haiku!! Laughing my arse off this morning. Needed a good laugh!
Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever.
12/02
Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day".
MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010
Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!
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Cassie:
I don't need cat toys.
I would rather play with things
Found around the house.
Milo:
Look at my cat toys!
Kept in a basket for me,
I play with them all.
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
(505) 503 4455
My dirt brown cat.
Angel with a dirty face.
Brings outdoors inside.
A late night escape
A grand tour of property.
Grounded for two days.
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.
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Sleep interupted.
Crazy cat late night attacks.
I'm sleepy no more.
When the cat's away
I can get my beauty sleep.
So do all the mice!
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Your warm cat belly,
When I snatch you off the floor-
Treat for my fingers.
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That cat metronome
Your tail keeps feline tempos
Sweeping cross my face!
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Cassie:
Meowm has a new job.
She's home early, which means more
Time to spend with me!
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
(505) 503 4455
a cat and cardboard
strange magnetic reaction.
Why do they love it?
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