i am dictating this letter to my owner because when i type it looks like this

'jlkjkhjioubnghopi[plomlkhjiyguoikmljk'

for xmas opposable thumbs for the space bar would be nice, but instead, can i have...

a home for all my brothers, sisters and cousins this year?
(or some food and a warm place to sleep-that wouldn't be bad either.)

safe passage on the streets for my relatives who choose to move around the neighborhood?

a softer voice for the other cats when they go a courtin' at night,
sometimes it makes me wake up and i just have to go on patrol.

the chance to jump into grandma's lap and for her not to be scared?

my dad to stay home all day long......

good health to everyone and their kitties on this board

and more treats, eats and feets to sleep on!!!!

thank you

Edward D. Katz


p.s.
and if you have any extra ladies that Mr. Jones doesn't need can you send them my way??.....i am neutered so it's o.k. (dad said so...)