Oh these are so funny that I am laughing out loud right now!!! You folks sure know your kitties and I too "know" so many of their little purrrsonalities now that I can really see the fitting job descriptions that you have given them! Too funny!

I think my Trevor would do well as a food taster for a cat food company. He probably wouldn't reject any though but it would make the manufacturers think they had a real good product on their hands.
Andy would do well in anything that involved fast getaways! (Hopefully he would choose a career that was law abiding though). When there is a knock at my front door all you can see is a big white streak and then POOF - he's gone!