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Quote Originally Posted by Medusa View Post
When I was pregnant, I got so phat that I couldn't wear my garter belt any more. We went to see Dr. Zhivago at the movies and back then going to the movies was a dress up occasion.QUOTE]

You're not old enough to have been pregnant when Dr. Zhivago was playing at the movies.

If only.....