What would your cat's occupation be?

[Medusa]

Hagrid could be CEO of a major corporation. He's a fat cat who's always looking for a handout.

If the position of Queen of Everything is open, Lily is interested. Otherwise, no.

Caly would be a professional wrestler.

Gatsby has a job. He supervises my work and occasionally reaches out a paw and hits the escape key, just to make sure I'm paying attention.

Angel would be a pilot or a mountain climber, because he loves high places.

Bob would want to work for his best buddy Hagrid.

Kiri would be retired and drawing a nice pension.

Hilarious! Especially the first one!