My Mr. Jones would definitely be the BUTLER.
He tends to my every need. If I cry out he comes right to me to see if something's wrong. But to him, his duties include servicing me 'amourously' three times a day. So I guess he's a butler/gigolo. What cat better to be the butler than a Tuxedo boy!

Snowy is a SKATEBOARD RAT who won't get a real job. The way he bounces off of the furniture doing right 'turn backs' and acrobatics. He also had the attention span of a gnat. We are working on him looking directly at Mommy and her saying words and him responding.

Has anyone ever thought of what sport your cat might play?

P.S.

Cataholic- That Tex of yours really DOES look like Clark Gable. Do you have some more pictures of that boy?
In your regular pictures he'd be the first one I'd go to play with. He looks fun.