I had a wonderful conversation w/a Canuckian who said to me, ?You mericans are anal about your patriotism'.

I loved it she was comfortable enough to say that to me.
Later on I thought about all the Yahoos who want to give some of our rights to scummy pirates and terrorists.

No Thanks, I am too brainwashed with patriotism to let some Jackhole share my Constitution.

They can have yours.