[Dear You. . .]

[Scooter's Mom]

Dear coworker,

Yes, I realize I did sign up to bring sodas to our potluck on Tuesday. I also realize I missed Tuesday & Wednesday because of this illness that has been plaguing me for so long. The one that I have surgery scheduled for May 20th to remove a tumor and parts of my body for. The illness that makes me have migraines EVERY day, that make me throw up and black out. That has given me kidney stones that are huge and hurt constantly. The same illness that makes me so tired I can barely stay awake for more than a few hours at a time.

I *know* I failed to live up to expectations by not bringing the sodas to the potluck. It was very rude of you to walk up to my desk as you were leaving work today and say, "We had a lot of very thirsty people at our potluck on Tuesday. It was very inconsiderate of you to sign up to bring drinks if you didn't think you were going to bring them." And then you walked off, without letting me tell you that I DID think I would bring them, I did in fact buy them and consider having my husband drive 40 miles out of his way to deliver them while I was at the emergency room.

And you consider yourself a Christian. You should be ashamed.

Respectfully,
Your very ill coworker.

[Scooter's Mom]

Dear coworker, again...

Thank you for taking things into consideration when I tried to explain to you that I thought your comments yesterday were uncalled for and that you hurt my feelings. Thank you for shoving your hand up and basically shouting, "Don't even speak to me!" and telling me to take it up with our manager if I had a problem with you, because you had already done so... and come to find out, you are filing an hr grievance against ME for harassing you for trying to explain that you hurt my feelings! All of this over a couple of bottles of soda. Good grief.

What about the conversation we had on MONDAY (yes, just 3 days before this!) where you told me that your acquaintance from church overdosed because she was a migraine sufferer and she couldn't take the migraine pain anymore. You were so very concerned about me just a few short days ago that you begged me to never do something so drastic.

Either be my friend or stop pretending to be... file your HR grievance over this stupid little incident with SODAS. Please, just don't make my life more miserable than my illness already has.

Thank you,
Me.

[Nomilynn]

*hugs* to you, Scooter's Mom. I hope you feel better soon!

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear You,



*squee*

I LUFFS YOU! 8D

Luffs,
Me

[anna_66]

Dear Mother's Day Diners,
I will be working from 11am to 9pm so could you please take that into account and be nice to me. It makes my day go so much better.
Thanks
Your Server Anna

[k9krazee]

Dear PT,

Today is my last day of internets for the summer (and cable, cell phone reception, human interaction, etc).

Hope everyone has a fabulous summer - and I hope it goes by fast.

Love,
Me

[Cinder & Smoke]

Today is my last day of internets for the summer
(and cable, cell phone reception, human interaction, etc).

Are you headed off into the Wilderness?
Is your Faithful Companion, Protector of the Princess, *Jackie* going into
seclusion with you?

And HEY! ~~~ Don't furget the Memorial Day Gathurin in Findlay!
May 24 + May 25 --- we *need* you there!