Hello precious Pumpkin. I am struggling to imagine why daddy could ever be cross with a beauty like you. I cannot imagine such a thing!

It seems you have made a very wise choice of mum and dad, and now you have a lovely garden, furry friends to play with, and feet to sleep on - just perfect for a playful boy.

A big celebration is called for today to celebrate your special day of honour. Perhaps you will even get a big saucer of Greek yoghurt. Life just doesn't get any better. Congratulations!