Catmobile to the Derby/Preakness?

[Killearn Kitties]

Dear Pinot

I need your help. I am being held prisoner. Twice a day I am restrained and made to eat pills while a noxious fluid is dropped in my eyes! I am hoping that you can mount a rescue in the catmobile. I may also need legal advice from Groucho. Eddie will be able to guide you. He has been here before. Tell him Samantha will will sing for him. (The rest of you can bring your ear plugs).

Please help us. No-one will think to look for us in Kentucky.

Hopefully,

Daisy x

[Pinot's Mom]

Don't worry, Daisy, help is on the way!

I'm a little under the weather myself, but your situation sounds dire! I'll rally Groucho, Eddie, and the rest of the troops in the Catmobile for a rescue! I'm sure Edwina will take charge of fashioning a disguise for you-thank goodness everyone wears big hats! Maybe if Samantha sings the Wild Kitty theme song for Eddie that'll make his day!

We're there for you, Daisy! Come on Groucho and Eddie - we have a job to do!

Pinot

[Edwina's Secretary]

Eddie (aka Braveheart) to the rescue of Daisy!!! Come on everyone!

[Pinot's Mom]

Groucho, we need the Catmobile - when can we rescue Daisy? No kitty should be held under such circumstances !!!

Please report!

Pinot

[momcat]

I need your help. I am being held prisoner. I am hoping that you can mount a rescue in the catmobile. I may also need legal advice from Groucho.
Hopefully,

Daisy x

Don't worry about a thing, Daisy. The Catmobile is gearing up to rescue you and will be on its way just as soon as the quickest route is mapped out.
Please pm me when you can get to the computer and tell me all about your situation, I'll take it from there. As you know, I'll represent you pro bono.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[catmandu]

And we have heard from the Animal Angel Army that the restaurant once owned by one of thier favorites Colenol Harlan Sanders is nearby , and a KFC Meal will be served with real Kentucky Fried Chicken , Mashed Poataoes , greens and the Gravy that Colenol Sanders s so proud of!!

With great ice cream and pies as dessert!!!
YUMMMIES IN OUR TUMMIES!!!! PAW LICKING GOOD!!!!!

[Pinot's Mom]

It's crunch time kitties! The Catmobile starts the rounds on Tuesday, the 28th - are you with me?

Pinot

[rg_girlca]

Oh boy, oh boy, this sounds like fun.

You can count my crew in, especially Poppy. He is ssssssoooooo looking forward to being with his Poppy girl.

[momcat]

The news is good. With the invaluable help of the A&P investigators and all the kitties who volunteered to help, Daisy has been rescued and is now safely in a secret and secure location. Our fashionista Lady Edwina devised the purrfect disquise for Daisy, her own Meowmie didn't even recognize her. Thank you a million times, Lady Edwina!

Charge your cell phones and finish packing, the modified eco-friendly hybrid Catmobile will be leaving Trenton first thing Wednesday morning. I've also been advised that those beautiful horses running in the Derby have planned a great welcome party for the PT kitty contingent on Friday night.

If anyone will be coming in on the Amtrack train, please let me know so you can be picked up. Along the way we'll be learning to sing "My Old Kentucky Home" so we can join in with all the other spectators.

It's still not too late to join us but please contact Pinot or me ASAP.

Your friend,
Groucho