Catmobile to the Derby/Preakness?

[lvpets2002]

Oh that will be Great.. Taccoa will get to be with her Boyfriend Elmer.. Hello Darling Elmer wait for your SweetHeart..

We're so there!

Peony, Sydney, Poppy, Elmer, Bob, and Sparkler

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

I wanna go, I wanna go!!!! I wanna be wherever my Groucho will be!!!
Right darling?

signed
INKA

[momcat]

Hello my lovely Inka!

I'm honored that you will be with me in the Catmobile and watch the Kentucky Derby together. It will be a wonderful time watching those horses run around in a circle. We'll have to plan this so we can have a few days together.

As mentioned, there will be a few modifications to our Catmobile; more room for dancing, more water fountains, a new sound system, high definition access to "Animal Planet" and a small corner for an on board vet to help with the tummy aches from all the food and drink we always consume.

Please fellow kitties, contact Pinot or me as soon as possible to secure your Catmobile spot and be included to be picked up.

Your friend,
Groucho

I wanna go, I wanna go!!!! I wanna be wherever my Groucho will be!!!
Right darling?

signed
INKA

[Pinot's Mom]

We're waiting on some more responses to set up the trip - anyone from Killearn, perhaps? Anyone from Medusa's Fur Posse healthy enough? I think there are some California kitties that haven't reserved a seat...come on kitties!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Edwina, of course, is up for any opportunity to show off her fashion sense....but Eddie says he is only going if those adorable gray lasses from Scotland are there...(he is hoping he can get them to sing for him! He has heard there are some exceptional singers in Scotland)

[Killearn Kitties]

Dear Pinot

I need your help. I am being held prisoner. Twice a day I am restrained and made to eat pills while a noxious fluid is dropped in my eyes! I am hoping that you can mount a rescue in the catmobile. I may also need legal advice from Groucho. Eddie will be able to guide you. He has been here before. Tell him Samantha will will sing for him. (The rest of you can bring your ear plugs).

Please help us. No-one will think to look for us in Kentucky.

Hopefully,

Daisy x

[Pinot's Mom]

Don't worry, Daisy, help is on the way!

I'm a little under the weather myself, but your situation sounds dire! I'll rally Groucho, Eddie, and the rest of the troops in the Catmobile for a rescue! I'm sure Edwina will take charge of fashioning a disguise for you-thank goodness everyone wears big hats! Maybe if Samantha sings the Wild Kitty theme song for Eddie that'll make his day!

We're there for you, Daisy! Come on Groucho and Eddie - we have a job to do!

Pinot

[momcat]

I need your help. I am being held prisoner. I am hoping that you can mount a rescue in the catmobile. I may also need legal advice from Groucho.
Hopefully,

Daisy x

Don't worry about a thing, Daisy. The Catmobile is gearing up to rescue you and will be on its way just as soon as the quickest route is mapped out.
Please pm me when you can get to the computer and tell me all about your situation, I'll take it from there. As you know, I'll represent you pro bono.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose