FAT!!!!
NEVER!!!

Dont you know My HH Lady Edwina Rose, that WE CATS are NEVER FAT!!!
We are plush, well rounded and jolly , but NEVER FAT!!!
Humans can be fat, but WE CATS are as Our Good Lord intended us to be a Soft , Cushy Purrr Machine and like Popee we are what we are!!
Silly people worrying over a few pounds.
I LOVE YOU My California Girl.
And dont forget , we have a date on the Porch for batterless Sole Armardine!!

The batter has ALL the caloriies , My Love in case you are worried.
Your Love ,Juke Joint Joseph the Singing Canadian Cat.