Cat Haiku

[lbaker]

don't we all Sorry, I guess that isn't Haiku, just an emotion)

[catmandu]

Now that is poetry , that the Found Cats and Feeder can realte to. Very Funny , and a lot of time , true!

[RICHARD]

How can I complete
My tax forms, with a fifteen
Pound cat on the desk??

[AmberLee]

Originally posted by RICHARD
How can I complete
My tax forms, with a fifteen
Pound cat on the desk??

...

Hmm, shouldn't that be

... Pound cat on the form?

or, if your home's like mine
... Pound cat eating pen?

[Barbara]

Tax forms with thirteen
pounds of cat eating the form
isn't any easier

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Barbara
Tax forms with thirteen
pounds of cat eating the form
isn't any easier

British Pounds, Deutschmarks,
Euros, Kroners, pesetas,
Lira or dollars.

The weight of a cat
cannot be deducted from
your yearly earnings!

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Amber,

That's what I meant....forms.....

thanks!

[RICHARD]

Catnip addiction-
My 'nipping worries my dad.
It's under control!

[Barbara]

Catnip addiction?
We Europeans prefer
Valeriane stuff

[Twink]

Or, to paraphrase:

"Rehab!," Dad threatens.
But I, who need no such thing,
Can quit any time.

Have I mentioned that I love this thread?

[Barbara]

Twink in your haiku
new hope manifests itself
for this boring thread.

[sirrahbed]

This thread bores me not!
For I just now have found it-
and Twink has done well.

This Mother's Day stuff
Really has me to groaning-
Come, kitty kitty!

I did it!!: ...didn't I?

[Twink]

Sirrahbed, my friend!
Your syllabic perfection
Garners my applause.



>>>>>


Light pitter-patter
Like spring rain on a rooftop
From inside the box.

I don’t ask much, Barl.
But I’d sooner scoop than scrub.
So SQUAT when you pee!!!!


<<<<<<<

Ahem...sorry. I'll stop now.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Twink
Sirrahbed, my friend!
Your syllabic perfection
Garners my applause.



>>>>>


Light pitter-patter
Like spring rain on a rooftop
From inside the box.

I don’t ask much, Barl.
But I’d sooner scoop than scrub.
So SQUAT when you pee!!!!


<<<<<<<

Ahem...sorry. I'll stop now.

lololol,

TOO LATE!

Barbara,
we were on sabbatical.....

[RICHARD]

Human loaf of bread
kneaded with love, nails and care.
Rises with the sun.

[RICHARD]

I meow loudly
there are no treats in my dish
Dad is still asleep.