Well, Mom in NJ, this is how I spend my free time now. Coming and going outside, as I please, with my new MOM in tow. So I don't want you to feel as though you have REPLACED ME with that furry white thing you call DANDY - but merely sent me to Camp Vermont for a better life.
I trust this white fluffy thing is nicer than I ever was and probably ever will be. I should let you know Mom, that I am being a good boy and that I don't regret or resent having been shipped off to reform school aka Camp Vermont.
I love my new house and family and I hope that Dandy feels the same way about her new family. I am sure she does.
Sorry things didn't work out for us, but hey, I am happy now, you are happy now... and now Dandy is happy. Two cats live happily ever after. The End.
P. S.
Dandy, I think you will enjoy having so much positive attention and don't forget to ask for lots of TREATS! They're good for it, I remember!
Love forever,
GABE
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