tilting trees, tinsel turds, decorated derrieres, wrecked wrapping,
batted balls, accelerating angels.......
i guess being a guy makes the 'adventures of a tree thrashing cat'
more entertaining...A few years back i watched (with a certain amount of sick glee) two cats terrorize the tree and their mom.
mom had the idea that the tree would be a GOOD THING to do for xmas. ( i knew better....my bro in law once had to move a tree because the dog jumped on the table, ate a whole ham and then proceeded to puke it up behind the Xmas tree......but i digress..)
It came down to me having to let her in to the door first so she wouldn't see me laughing at the destruction her cats had wrought. i kept score of the balls knocked off the tree, timed the world record sprints as they ran from the tipping tree......enjoyed the look on their sweet faces as she walked in on them batting the ornaments to and fro..watching them march from under the tree with tinsel hanging from their fur...
this year my only problem is trying to figure out if it's gonna be a four or five foot tree!
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