Ok... so far I found out that he normally wears hawaiian shirts to these shindigs. But that's all he wears besides sandals.
Do I wear a hawaiian skirt?! How about a Carmen Miranda hat to keep everyone focused on the top of me and not the bottom?!![]()
Oh, and no, my mother has no idea where he lives or that he's a nudist. That part just isn't going to be coming to light anytime soon! Can you imagine the dinner parties?! YIKES!
OMG, he isn't going to meet your parents nude in only his shirt is he?
Doesn't expect them to ever come nude to his house. OMG.
Nude just isn't pretty unless you are young and thin. What about the grandparents, here meet my grandpa, he's 82 and nude. LOL
Ummmm... why would he meet my parents nude?? He does wear clothes.
LOL... awe... no nude grandpa. What if the grandpa aged guy is in really good shape??
I honestly have no issues about where he will be living. Like I said, I worked there before, and the people I met back then, and now, have been nicer than nice. Back then all I worried about was serving them coffee, cause I'm a total klutz. You don't want that in your lap when your lap is uncovered, lol. This is about my issues with me being clothed, and in what, at the party, not their lack of clothes.
What about a Hawaiian skirt and several leis or large flower shaped pasties? Coconuts and a grass skirt? You could go commando under the skirt. LOL I'm not helping am I?
I went to a clothing optional beach once...well strolled down it really - on an island called Lopud off Dubrovnik....it was NOT a pretty sight.
Most of the uhm...sunbathers....were older (certainly compared to me at the time) and what I most remember...gravity is cruel...men or women....
Jenn...just remember this fashion rule...it is always better to be overdressed than underdressed!
(and your shoes should always be darker than your hem...)
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