Helene, you got another extra-special birthday treat yesterday! -

Kwame Kilpatrick, Detroit's famous felonious former mayor and recent jailbird, moved from Detroit to Dallas YESTERDAY to be on time for "essential" meetings at his new 6-figure-salary job at Covisint in Dallas.

Wifie and kiddies are already at home in Southlake, an up-scale suburb. Who says crime doesn't pay?

I'm sure all of Dallas (or is that, rather, all of Detroit?) is celebrating with you!