Alex, I feel your pain! My mom calls me PEEPOD! Some "TRAINER" told her told her to physically take me to the spot and squirt vinegar into my mouth while I smell the "Mark"! Imagine! Thank goodness my Mom didn't listen! It is, however, a little different for me. I am only a weiner dog. That makes my marks a little smaller than yours, but I bet your Mom loves you as much as my Mom loves me! She probably won't do that to you either. At least I hope not! Anyway, you sure are a handsome guy. If I was a big dog, I would like to be just like you. Anyway, good luck with the name calling.

As always,

The big bad Wolf.