Originally posted by K9karen
Uh-oh Cinners,,,,
looks like ya did what Cody calls an "Ooops"
In our howze, we gotz an exkalattin level of infrakshunz...
Startz out wiffa kalm ~ "noOO!"
Like when ya chase da Kat.
Then itz a gentill ~ "Quit!!"
If ya KETCH da Kat an start *rasslin* wiff him.
Followed by ~ "QUIT DAT!!!"
When da *ketched* Kat startz hollerin like a *squeekee
toy*.
Next iz ~ "I'm gonna SMACK yer Butt!!!!"
When da *ketched* Kat signafiez he'z tired a bein *SQUEEK'd*
an startz
Grrrr'n an Hissssss'n.
Tingz like a simpul NutRat Chase Capur, wiffout komplicashunz...
Rezult in whut we kall a "DammIt!!!!!"
Den we got da reelee SEER-ee-us stuff...
Like a NutRat Chase thru da Swamp,
Or a Jump Outta da Kar an Miss da Buss,
Or Gettin inna Pasture an Hasslin da Nayburz FloppieEarz...
Wunna doze'll get ya da
max ~
**DammIt DAWG * I'm Gonna
REELEE SMACK yer Butt!!!!!!** 
We *TRY*, offin not verrie suksesfulee, 
to stay outta the Level Six Adventshurez;
kuz they offin rezult in punnishmentz a LOT more wurser
than a luvvin *Butt Smack*! 
As fur "Ooopz" ~
Yeah, we say that aLOTT round our howze!
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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