Little Margaret was not the best student in
> Sunday School. Usually she
> > > slept through the class. One day her teacher, a
> Nun, called on her while
> > > she was napping, "Tell me, Margaret, who created
> the universe?"
> > >
> > > When Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, an
> altruistic boy seated in the
>
> > > chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in
> the rear. God Almighty!"
> > > shouted Margaret and the Nun said "Very good"
> and Margaret fell back
> > > asleep.
> > >
> > > A while later the Nun asked Margaret, "Who is
> our Lord and Savior?" But,
> > > Margaret didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
> again, little Johnny
> came
> > > to the rescue and stuck her again. Jesus
> Christ!" shouted Margaret and
> the
> > > Nun said "Very Good" and Margaret fell back
> asleep.
> > >
> > > Then the Nun asked Margaret a third question.
> What did Eve say to Adam
> > > after she had her twenty-third child?" Again
> Johnny came to the rescue.
> > > This time Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If
> you stick that damn thing
> in
> > > me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
> > >
> > > The Nun fainted