When Edwina finished blushing (oh JJJ3! You know how to keep a girl's love alive!!!!) she made these observations...

Sorry Angelina -- you are gorgeous...but with those visible tats...it is impossible to achieve elegance...

That dress! Sarah Jessica Parker...made Edwina hungry -- all she could think of was something served on a platter

Melissa Leo (whoever you are)...interesting color but...a) a dress that matches your hair color and B) doesn't fit...isn't the best way to get noticed

Loved the necklace Amy Adams (didn't it belong to the Duches of Windsor once??) and you are delicious...but I would have worn it with maybe a seafoam green???

As for Edwina's favorites...

Those architectual, asymetrical necklines were great....especially Virginia Madsen!!! Purrfect....

And...hubba, hubba, hubba...Frieda Pinto.

Fashionably,

Edwina

p.s. what WAS the wire apparently holding Goldie Hawn's bosom together??? Do you think perhaps they have made a Goldie out of spare parts?