[Dear You. . .]

[cassiesmom]

Dear You-Know-Who:

Why did you e-mail me a copy of an airline e-ticket for a trip with your girls' group? Did you think I would be happy for you? I'm really not. You knew full well I just started a new job and won't be able to get any paid time off until at least mid-June. You have gone on other weekend trips with this group; I've met some of them and even gone with you to a fund-raiser for their children's schools; and yet I have never been invited to even a board game night, even though other "friends of friends" have joined the group since I've known you. I'm actually a little ticked off. You say I'm your heart friend and like the sister you never had, yet our friendship has gotten quite one-dimensional. I wish I could un-invite you from coming to my niece's concert, but that's not an option. I am really hurt. And by the way, I think your decision to stop seeing your therapist on their suggestion was not a good one.

Impulsively,
Elyse

[cassiesmom]

Dear God,

Could You please help me find another friend or two?

Thank You,
Elyse

[k9krazee]

Dear Self,
Please get motivated to get the things done that you need to do!
Thanks,
Me

[neko1]

Dear God,

Could You please help me find another friend or two?

Thank You,
Elyse

Heck, I wish I could just have one...

Dear Me,
Quit being such a social outcast. Quit being so depressed about not having any friends. You'd think after 32 years of being alone that I'd be used to it...sigh....

[lute]

Dear Mother Nature,

I wish you weren't so evil! Why do bad things happen to happy healthy puppies?!?!

,Upset Dog Owner

[cassiesmom]

Dear serotonin and norepinephrine:

Why are you out of balance in my brain?! I am tired of feeling depressed and crying, tired of these annoying SNRI dreams, and downright fed up with feeling drugged from the trazodone. I watch a funny sitcom, feel better for half an hour afterward and then go back to feeling lousy. I just want be normal again. Get out of those neurons and start floating around in my CSF already.

Elyse

[binka_nugget]

Dear B,

I can't believe I feel so strongly for you already. Please don't break my heart.

-A

[DJFyrewolf36]

Dear bank,

Quit jerking me around. I know it says in the fine print you can charge me any fee you deem necicary but manipulating dates to cause overdrafts is so not nice.

I wish you could find a way to pay your wages without stiffing other people

Angrily
~me

[RipplingWaves55]

Heck, I wish I could just have one...

Dear Me,
Quit being such a social outcast. Quit being so depressed about not having any friends. You'd think after 32 years of being alone that I'd be used to it...sigh....

Kind of like me, you two! I have no friends outside of the internet. I barely go out -- my best friends are my family, my dogster friends & my pet talk friends, Lady, overall -- is my bestest friend though.

I'm not depressed about anything.

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Dear Oreo.. and Jubilee.

I cry every night if I even think of you. I just wanna lay in bed and think about you two all night. I miss both of you. Oreo. You were my second dog -- and a personal favorite -- no one can replace you. And you couldn't replace Jubilee -- and she couldn't replace you. No one could replace anyone.

I love you two..and I just wanted to hold you two in my arms and hug you tight one last time... but no.

Sad,
me.

[Catty1]

Meg - it sounds like all this crap happens when booze is involved.

Heck, do you need a Dan Anonymous too?

I think you need to s*** or get off the pot. You mentioned therapy. Try it for a month.

None of this is Dan's fault - you are sticking around him and it happens.

Give it up and move on.

[RipplingWaves55]

Meg - it sounds like all this crap happens when booze is involved.

Heck, do you need a Dan Anonymous too?

I think you need to s*** or get off the pot. You mentioned therapy. Try it for a month.

None of this is Dan's fault - you are sticking around him and it happens.

Give it up and move on.

Ooohh..awesomely harsh.

Just kidding.

I kind of agree with Catty1 -- you've been sending letters to Dan forever, and others, too -- and in every letter it seems like it involves heartbreaking or drama. You're really nice and I've been reading your letters and I will probably continue to -- but if Dan treats you bad, then why do you stick around? Leave him.

[cassiesmom]

Dear Impending Snowstorm,

Could you just disappear? Don't come my way, don't go another way and don't go back the way you came. I have plans this weekend and if you show up, you'll be interfering.

Go away!

Elyse

[binka_nugget]

Dear Brad,

I'm not angry or bitter anymore.. I just need to know you're alright. I tried going out with someone I once had feelings for.. what a bad idea that was. I just thought of you the entire time. I've only known you for a short amount of time, but you made such a huge impact in my life.. I feel awakened and alive thanks to you. I miss you so much. I hope you're doing well.

Ashley

[binka_nugget]

Dear second job,

I'm ready to leave you! I said I'd take ONE more shift a week.. instead I got four shifts total. This means I work 15 hour days four times a week, and the one night a week I get to myself, is actually spent driving to agility an hour outside the city. I asked for variation in my shifts.. instead you gave me training shifts in the same place.. so now I get to stay even longer to train someone. F*** YOU!

With love,
Ashley


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Dear B,

I can't wait to see you tonight.

Ashley

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear PT,

If I had the balls to leave, I would.
We have good times, tons of good times. Talking for hours, watching movies, playing video games... I tend to write about the bad times, I know. I just can't let go of someone I care so much about, regardless of how he treats me on his bad days. He's lost all of his friends because of things that have happened in the past... He needs someone.

-Meg