Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces View Post
Alas, I don't like chicken wings or beer and have no clue as to football! It puts me to sleep!!!
I don't think that precludes you from being "perfect" - after all, that way he doesn't have to share his wings OR his beer. And as long as you don't snore loud enough to disrupt the game, that's good, right?

As this is Thursday's and all the food is allergen-free, I volunteer to make some heart-shaped cranberry scones (scones with dried cranberries in 'em instead of raisins) to share, okay?

I'll even make a big one for the Orc - Orcs need love, too, right?

And yes, Lady, you can have a little nibble, just don't tell Daddy I'm sneaking you pieces, okay?