I have never joined in on Thursdays, but I usually lurk somewhere in the shadows! I know a clean joke is necessary to join, and I have some Valentine ideas for the guys! **Ladies should most definitely share them with their significant others!**

Valentine’s Day Tips

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could you be overreacting?
SAFER: Here’s fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFER: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo it today.
SAFER: I’ve always loved you in that robe.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

Hope everyone has a wonderful Thursday, a safe Friday the 13th, and a loving Valentine's Day!!!!!!!!

May I order a drink now????