[Dear You. . .]

[binka_nugget]

Dear Guitar:

I love you so much. Don't ever leave me.

<3 Ashley

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Dear J:

Why'd you come back to me? I just barely accepted it and you're already back. I don't know what to do.

Ashley

[Louie and me]

Dear you whoever you are I have bad news.
Your knight in shining armour actually is in his sixties, has a bad heart and two new hips. Hasn't opened a new club or travelled the world solving political crises. In fact he's been married to the same long suffering wife for the past 40 years! I hope you are also living in a fantasy world so this wont be too much of a shock. If it's any comfort - you're not the first, just the most recent.