Dear Assistant....

Why must you always be so negative??? It's like you are never happy unless you're making someone else unhappy. I swear you feed off of it, and just love to make me more unhappy. I've just gotten back to work, and already you are there to bring me down and make me feel like crap. doesn't help that you also ignore whatever I tell you to do (you are the assistant), and just do what ever it is you feel like doing instead.

Why are you such a racist? You make the nastiest comments, and yet, you profess to be such a "good christian". Would a good christian make the comments you do?? And you get this glee in your eye when I'm having problems with things, and then you say if I wasn't "such a heathen" I'd have it easier if I went to church. What is up with that??? Just because I'm not outwardly religiious does not mean I'm a heathen.

Ugh. You annoy the crap out of me. I wish I could say this all to your face. I can't though, cause I'd get reprimanded, and I'd probably beat the crap out of you in the end. I don't need to be on page one of our local news "Librarian beats assistant senseless". It would not be a good scene.

Please just be more understanding, less racist, less judgemental and just be an understanding, humane person for once. This is your last year of work before you retire, just give it a rest! I wish you could see yourself from the outside to see how hateful you are, and how you impact those around you.