Handsome Zezu, what a pleasure it is to meet you today, you wonderful, affectionate, and fun-loving mummy's boy. Some might consider that description an insult, but not me! I think it's great that you chat to mummy on Skype, because it allows you to keep in touch while not spending any of your kibble money! Most important.

My girls are not too fond of closed doors either, but I only have one who MUST climb into open drawers. I don't think the other two trust me not to trap them in there.

Congratulations on your "top cat" honours today, sweetheart.