Illinois Politics

[Grace]

My home state is well practiced in the ways of corruption, as evidenced in this article.

[Edwina's Secretary]

I've also read this week that...per capita...Louisiana is even more corrupt with more convictions than Illinois. Done with even more hubris.

Sounds like Rhode Island can give them a run for the money (pun intended...)

Poor Illinois....

[RICHARD]

Wah,

My state is more corrupt than anyone else's. All politicians are morons and the only time we show our crappy, underbelly is when we get a clip on CNN....


Boo Effing Hoo!