I've seen this before also, but it is so funny!
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
Please tell Jake this. He has to peek in to make sure I'm still in there, every 2 minutes. We don't even have a window in there for me to climb out.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this.
I spend many nights sleeping with my butt freezing hanging out of the covers.
When I say to move
'move' is the most used word in my vocabulary.
They live here. You don't.
Amen. Maybe that's why I don't get much company.