(Repeated fur the UMteenth tyme)

HEY - Have any of you guys seen Heidi's Pill Spoon?


Ya mean the wun wiffa big GOB a PeanButter anna Phish Oil Pill hidin inside?

I can't find it anywhere!

How easily he furgetz!

Tell me again ... WHUT wuz he doin?
Wunder WHY he had my Phish Pill sittin onna Spoon inna Gob a PeanButter?

He loaded up your Phish Oil Pill ... and hadda Brane Phart about da BURDz!
He went out onna frunt porch ta fill da feeder fur da Burdz!

But wuzint it about MidNite:Thirty at NITE?

Yeah, it wuz 'bout then. What'z a better tyme ta feed da Burdz?

An WHUT wuz he *wearin*??

His Not Much Un-ee-form ... Skivvies, heavy sweatshirt, anna Slippurz.

>>>gasp<<<
Whut happins iffin a Sheriff drives by?

Dad hopes he knows da Deputy!

Back onna subject ... WHUT happint to da SPOON?

Yeah, ya *hopped* up onna puter chair; then up onna puter desk;
then started *LIKKIN* onna spoon ... so WHERE's da SPOON?

Darn thing jumped onna floor ... dat's when I ran you vultures off wiffa
*yippin* ~ *yappin* anna *SNAPPIN*!

We 'member dat, "Fangs" ... now WHERE'd da SPOON go?

Darned if I know ... prolly wuz *LIKKIN* wiffa eyeshades closed - tastes better.
I'll look unner da desk anna puter cart ...

When duz da MAID come?

Do youze guys know how MUCH Dawg Fuzz is packed unner da furniture?
No WUNDER stuff getz 'lost' around here!
If my MOM ever saw dis ...

Or iffin our GranMom ever dropped in ...

Sure hope dat wuzzint Dad's 'favorite' spoon!

So ... are You Guys even *lookin* for the spoon???

Yeah Dad ... every wakin moment ... I feel a nap commin on ...