This is off topic but as I read your post and came across "hare lip" I had a light bulb go off over my head. I have heard that term since I was about 10 years old (first time from a bad joke ) but I have never seen it written until now. My whole life I had always thought it was "hair lip" and wondered why it was called that but now knowing it's "hare lip" I understand.

Guess I've had a blonde moment for the past 30 years.