Truly. If I am not reminding Jonah of the virtues of NOT jumping from the couch onto the floor, or that avoiding large numbers of steps on the stairs CAN lead to pain, I am trying to explain to the cats that the mad dash from the living room to the bedroom is hazardous for everyone's health. I have had cuts on my feet from mistakenly walking into the path of a crazy kitten more times than I would like to admit.

No one listens, no one cares.