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    I've been on 270 during rush hour. Not again if I can help it.

    I think one of these would work wonders for that little stretch of road:

    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    Hitting the bilge pumps is a more effective reminder.

    THe hull of an APC is normally full of hydraulic fluid and antifreeze........not nice to paint jobs.

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!


    Experienced armored fighting vehicle crewmen learn to stay away from the reach of the bilge. Many a Private (yours truly included) have experienced what it is to be covered in the God awful stuff that come out of it.

    When I was a driver, I drove for our Platoon Sergeant. Sergeant Moody was a notorious practical joker. He made it more funny because he was a VERY dark skinned guy and spoke with southern accent, that had a lisp to it. LOL

    "Beak-es-es... Gets ready. Flips da bulges pumps... NOW!"

    LOL

    Or... "Yalls best have yo maskes-es and yo glubs for the nick-el-er thang we doing nexts."

    WTF is a GLUB? LOL

    Don't get me wrong... Sergeant Moody was the finest human being it has ever been my priviledge to know. Good times...

    / jaunt down memory lane.
    "Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."

    - Homer Simpson


    "If the enemy opens the door, you must race in."

    - Sun Tzu - Art of War

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    There's a switch on the side of the helmet, one way you just talk to the other crewmembers, the other way anything over the audio circuit in the track gets broadcast over the 'net.
    Oh yeah... We would hook a tape player up to the AUX input on the Charlie Box. Imagine doing tank gunnery with Metallica playing in the background.

    WOOT! LOL

    On a convoy I flipped the switch to broadcast to music rest of the company.......

    And forgot I had the set switched to the battalion command net.

    The BN commander was NOT impressed.......but the rest of the BN had a heck of a time.
    NICE..... Were you singing along with it? LOL
    "Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."

    - Homer Simpson


    "If the enemy opens the door, you must race in."

    - Sun Tzu - Art of War

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    Richard, funny thing about stereos in an APC:



    On a convoy I flipped the switch to broadcast to music rest of the company.......

    And forgot I had the set switched to the battalion command net.

    The BN commander was NOT impressed.......but the rest of the BN had a heck of a time.
    Oh, I bet if it was the "ride of the valkyries" it would have been quite all right?


    I was thinking more along the line of one of those giant speaker units that are in vogue lately, just turn the thing into a speaker box on steriods.

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