1- king kong- the department of public works, and now who was billed for the OT in washing off the streets?
2- why do cell phones work- cause the movies are FICTION!!!!
3-passing gas- cause many movies are written by 10 year old boys in larger script writers bodies
4- going home with a criminal following you, i've wondered that one too, if i'm being chased i'm gonna go to a fire department or police station and run into the building screaming fire! fire! there are lotsa of people with guns, fire extinguishers and the smarts to blow up the zombies
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