Darling Edwina! How fashionable that creation of feathers is! Have a catnip tea in an elegant glass. I have a strong tea for Eddie from under the bar.

Of course auntie Barbara, we have a huge range of whiskies here. What is your pleasure? Shall I pour a little Glengoyne (our local) to start? Over here for the goodies Filou and Tigris!

Auntie Karen, I would love some scritchies!!!!! I shall take a break from my bartending duties to roll over. I am hypoallergenic, and so is the orange perpetual kitten. The humans will welcome your cider, I am sure. The catnip tea is not going down a storm with them.

Samantha xx