I saw this on another animal forum. Here goes:

12. But it SMELLS like food.

11. The cat did it.

10. What say we all drive down to Dairy Queen?

9. Explain this 'heat' thing again.

8. Mind if I sit there?

7. You gonna eat ALL of that?

6. I don't smell anything.

5. Could I see the menu?

4. FETCH THIS!

3. Next time, I pick the bitch!

2. This isn't a mess, it's ambiance!

And THE number one thing your dog would say:

1. You are going to cut off my WHAT?!?