[Dear You. . .]

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Justin,

I love you. And I finally realize it's always been you.

You're moving up here soon and we're going to get a place together. I'm so excited. =]

I love you, baby. We'll be together soon, kay? And we can watch all our stupid little shows together, and I'll make you watch Sex and the City with me. =] Yay!

Love,
Meg

[Suki Wingy]

Dear book,
I hate you. I thought you'd be interesting, but no, you read like a legal document instead of an interesting story of a case study some anthropologist did 30 years ago. Not to mention how depressing you are. One of the highest suicide and alcohol related deaths in the country? And your cover, what do bright colors, medical images of eyes and brains, and a globe have to do with the Lakota people of the Rosebud reservation in South Dakota? Couldn't you just have used a stock image of some South Dakota landscape? Really. I hate you.
No love,
Me.