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    Oh my.....some people shouldn't be allowed to drive.....


    Reminds me of a story about a girl my sister used to work with. She was following another car, and the car in front lost control and drove off the side of the road, down a small embankment. The girl in the car following then did the same, smacking into the first car. Her excuse? She thought that the first car was taking a shortcut!

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    Darwin Award candidate.
    I have a HUGE SIG!!!!



    My Dogs. Erp the Cat.

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    Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.

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    Actually,

    I find this story a tie.

    I think that listening to that soothing voice telling you to go straight and not wanting to go against technology makes this one a wash.

    LOL,
    In fighter jets they call the cockpit annunciator voice (it's a woman's voice) b!tch!ng betty.

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    Did this happen at night? Coming from someone who is pathetically directionally challenged, if the nav system told me to go straight, I may have followed directions because it was dark and then realized all too late what was happening. Ok, let the jokes begin....
    Blessings,
    Mary



    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa View Post
    Did this happen at night? Coming from someone who is pathetically directionally challenged, if the nav system told me to go straight, I may have followed directions because it was dark and then realized all too late what was happening. Ok, let the jokes begin....

    Let's try the basic "can you follow directions" test-

    I learned this from Soupy Sales.


    1. Take all the pieces of paper with the pictures of men from your purse.

    2. Put them in an envelope.

    3. Write my name and address on the front.

    4. Put a stamp on it.

    5. Drop it into a mail box.

    If you get this far, you have no problems with directions.

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    Ya came through once again, Richard. Thanx!
    Blessings,
    Mary



    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

  7. #7
    Of course I sat here for a minute wondering "Why does Richard want Mary's pictures of guys??"

    I am so freaking blonde sometimes.

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