HEY! ~ Where's the Peanut Butter Jar ???

[captain]

Ha Ha Ha ........... sorry you didn't get any. All that work for NUTHIN!!!

[joycenalex]

heidi, honey....come down to columbus, we've got peanut butter and fish oil pills too. invitingly (and wahhh haaa!) joyce and princess peanut, peanut butter champion jar licker

[cyber-sibes]

LOL! Oh Heidi, I can't tell you how many times I had to go find the peanut butter jar around here too, thanks to a certain pb-loving husky boy. I finally gave up & just bought him his own jars. Maybe your dad would do the same for you? (big "maybe", huh?)

[Cinder & Smoke]

(Repeated fur the UMteenth tyme)

HEY - Have any of you guys seen Heidi's Pill Spoon?


Ya mean the wun wiffa big GOB a PeanButter anna Phish Oil Pill hidin inside?

I can't find it anywhere!

How easily he furgetz!

Tell me again ... WHUT wuz he doin?
Wunder WHY he had my Phish Pill sittin onna Spoon inna Gob a PeanButter?

He loaded up your Phish Oil Pill ... and hadda Brane Phart about da BURDz!
He went out onna frunt porch ta fill da feeder fur da Burdz!

But wuzint it about MidNite:Thirty at NITE?

Yeah, it wuz 'bout then. What'z a better tyme ta feed da Burdz?

An WHUT wuz he *wearin*??

His Not Much Un-ee-form ... Skivvies, heavy sweatshirt, anna Slippurz.

>>>gasp<<<
Whut happins iffin a Sheriff drives by?

Dad hopes he knows da Deputy!

Back onna subject ... WHUT happint to da SPOON?

Yeah, ya *hopped* up onna puter chair; then up onna puter desk;
then started *LIKKIN* onna spoon ... so WHERE's da SPOON?

Darn thing jumped onna floor ... dat's when I ran you vultures off wiffa
*yippin* ~ *yappin* anna *SNAPPIN*!

We 'member dat, "Fangs" ... now WHERE'd da SPOON go?

Darned if I know ... prolly wuz *LIKKIN* wiffa eyeshades closed - tastes better.
I'll look unner da desk anna puter cart ...

When duz da MAID come?

Do youze guys know how MUCH Dawg Fuzz is packed unner da furniture?
No WUNDER stuff getz 'lost' around here!
If my MOM ever saw dis ...

Or iffin our GranMom ever dropped in ...

Sure hope dat wuzzint Dad's 'favorite' spoon!

So ... are You Guys even *lookin* for the spoon???

Yeah Dad ... every wakin moment ... I feel a nap commin on ...

[Killearn Kitties]

Hmmm, a mystery. Perhaps Heidi was enjoying her peanut butter so much that she just decided to eat the spoon too? Or maybe she has hidden it so that the next time she gets her paws on the whole jar, she will be well-equipped to help herself?

[Cinder & Smoke]

Hmmm, a mystery.
Perhaps Heidi was enjoying her peanut butter so much that she just
decided to eat the spoon too?

Or maybe she has hidden it so that the next time she gets her paws on the whole jar,
she will be well-equipped to help herself?

HEY - Dang-IT!!

WHERE's da darn PeanButter Jug?? (again)

*pitter-patter* - *pitter-patter* - < head tilt > look from Heidi

Head for the hills, Molly ... he'll be checkin EveryDog's breath!

Tyme fur Mini~Mutt's phish oil pill - and guess what's missin (again)?
YUP - da Heidi PeanButter Jug that sat fur 3 months (UN-molested) onna
puter desk.

Lookit allua TOYZ he's diggin outta da FurrBunnies ... seen the PB Jug yet, Dad?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I guess that's a NO!

Poor Molly - rousted offa BeanBag Bed fur da Big Search ... Nuffin there!
No plastik shreds seen anywhere ... did SumDawg eat the WHOLE Thing?

5 minnitz ago ...
< GASP >

Well, well,WELL ... Lookit what Dear ole Dad found in the kitchen!
RIGHT where he scooped it up and "stored it" wiff allua his Pill Bottles ---
da "missin" PB Jug!!

OK, give da Kid her PB wrapped phish pill ...

THEN we'll all accept a 'pology extra Cookie or two!

< Hangs Head in shame >
EXTRA Large GOB of PB on Heidi's pill ...
Another GOB for 'doubting' Molly's Look of Innocence ...
And a Cookie for All.

And NO - I didn't find the darn 'missing spoon', either!

I better go to bed ...

[4 Dog Mother]

Don't take it so hard, Phred, it's hard remembering things as we get older - and misplacing them....... well that's a given. Just be glad you didn't find it in the freezer with the ice cream! And be glad dogs don't hold grudges - well, at least as long as you give them enough incentive to forgive (more treats, dad, more peanut butter convered treats, dad).