Originally posted by zippy-kat
"I'm almost certain she's found her way home...."
Hey Zipp ~
Dad sez Don't bet on it!

He an da udder Fire Guyz do a least wun Kow Rescue or RoundUp ebery year...

Da Kowz got a switch onna side marked BRAINz ~
Whenebber dey wandur thru da fence an take a Stroll, dey alluz *bump* da BRAINz switch frum ON ta OFF...

Kowz wiff no Brainz wandur...
~Cross da road...
~Thru da howze yardz...
~Thru da gardenz...
~Back across da road...
~Thru da Hey Fieldz...
~Thru da Korn Fieldz...
~Back across da road...

An dey NEBBER member to wear their Steerin Wheels (halter) when dey go...

Half a Mile later they startz *BAWLIN* kuz dey'z losted an wanna go home... Takez three Fire Guyz pur Kow - one holdin a ropey made into a Steerin Wheel an pullin; an two onna Tail End pushin ~
Ta stumbul their way back to da barn! An a course Bossey da Kow gotta *stop* ebery 10 feetz ta grab a klump a grass to tide her ober till she GETz home...

Dad sez next wun'z gonna become burgerz 'n steaks!