LOL that sure takes me back.
Let me tell you what my Michael did about 28 years ago when he was 2. This memory is so fresh in my mind, because it was so incredibly horrible at the time.
Mike was still in diapers and I used Vasoline on his behind, cheap and works great.
Mike was suppose to be taking a nap.
Actually he was up, opened the extra large jar of Vasoline and spread it all over his room.
Walls, carpet, bed, dresser, toys, books, his hair.
Being all of 21 at the time I walked in the room, realized what he had done, spanked his butt about 7 times (he wore a diaper so it wasn't so bad) then I sat down on the floor and cried. He sat down across from me on the Vasoline stained carpet and cried too. I was crying and scolding him and he was crying and tears were rolling down our faces. His hair was plastered to his head, the room stank like Vasoline.
It took me a week to get it out of his hair. I had to rent a stream cleaner for the carpet and I had to scrub and repaint the walls.
It's a great story now. We laugh about it, well he does.
It still ties my stomach in knots.