Shadow, you are indeed a magnificent specimen of cathood! You sound positively speedy to me though - my cat, Samantha, did not meow until she was 12 years old! Although, now she gives me her opinion on a number of issues.

I hope you have a wonderful day today, Shadow, perhaps with some tummy rubs, treats, and feet lickies! You can have whatever you want, sweetie, because you are our Cat of the Day! Congratulations.